Tomo: I shaved my beard!
Jared: I barely noticed because I can barely see through mine
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
edaleto: last night at the party~ me: umm so guys i just thought that- friends: brb making out me: ok i guess i’ll just turn my head that way and ignore you till you stop or asphyxiate me: *turns head the other way* *another couple making out* *and another one*
veganpervyrt: willyourapemenow: I’m crap at cooking but I actually flip a mean pancake. You dork.
TOMO: What did you do ?
JARED: What do you mean ? This is called cooking Leto style buddy.
JARED: Hey chef Leto from the ghetto baby.
TOMO: That's right.
JARED: Hot damn.
spoon-with-me-nathanial: shorturl: birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get presents for basically not dying for a year
Random Idea: Let's WWTT HAIL KING TOMO, it would...
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listen to “Hurricane” hear words “crash crash BURN” think of paper towel / vegan pancake incident laugh til you cry well, that’s what just happened to me…
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